Interview with Alder Bursage
Question: What was your experience during production?
Answer: It was a delight.
Question: Delight? Are you serious?
Answer: Oh, most definitely. Every time I am part of a large production, I make sure to pick up a new hobby. Something to occupy my time at the end of the day. For book one it was sailing. For this book, I took up dancing.
Question: Dancing…really?
Answer: Oh yes. Tap, Ballet, Jazz, you’d be surprised how many informative literature exists on the subject, and the illustration are most helpful.
Question: Oh well…Okay. I guess that kind of surprises me, to be honest. From the other interviews, I got the impression that you were…treated less than well during production?
Answer: Exaggerations and hearsay, I assure you.
Question: Really?
Answer: Most definitely.
Question: So…you’re not just saying that because this interview is being recorded?
Answer: Of course not. My only regret is that this will be the last time I will be able to work with Mr. Yeager and the rest of the crew.
Question: You do realize that this is not the end of the series, right?
Answer: I beg your pardon?
Question: There’s two more books in the series.
Answer: W-what? Are you sure?
Question: Yes, I am. Here, I think I have a flyer. Yeah, see here, the next one is called The Monolith Crumbles.
Answer: No…no it can’t be! NO…NOOOOOOOOO!
(Alder runs off screaming)
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