QUEEN-BLOOPER: Aboard the Pirate Ship


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Aboard the Pirate Ship


All was quiet inside the pirate vessel Antagionne as it sailed towards its target amongst the flotilla, save for the occasional drunken moan from one of the sleeping crew. Silently the door to the small room opened, and Anak walked in, his taloned feet making the faintest scratching noise as he walked up to the ship's dilapidated command podium. As he took a step, Anuk's claw caught on one of the men's pants and he toppled noisily to the floor. One man was swung free of his hammock as Anuk's hands flailed to grab a hold of something, and another man was squashed painfully when Anuk's feathered form landed on top of him.

“CUT, let's try that again,” the director yelled.

“Sorry, sorry,” Anuk apologized as he was helped to his feet. Reaching up and grabbing a hold of his beak, he pulled his head off, revealing the man underneath. “I can't see a thing in this costume.”

“Can we clear his blind spots?”