CRUMBLE-BLOOPER: We Meet Andolf for the First Time

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We Meet Andolf for the First Time


The Black Guard brought forward a kindly old man with a long purple beard. “Hello, my name is Andolf Kummeritas, the eldest of my clan. I came as soon as your summons arrived.”

Athel shifted her weight and took on the role of Queen again. “Thank you for coming so quickly, Master Kummeritas. I trust we can count on your complete confidentiality?”

He bowed reverentially. “We will honor the ancient treaties, as always.”

There was a tearing sound, and his beard came off, toppling to the floor.

“Oh…um…”

Athel covered her mouth to keep herself from laughing.

“…My…my beard,” Andolf said, kicking the purple locks with his toe. “I think by beard just died.”

Athel burst out laughing, grabbing her sides. Several of the others joined in laughing as well.

“Okay, let’s get makeup in here,” the director ordered.

Andolf scooped up the beard and held it close. “No, we can still save it, someone get me fifty cc’s of shampoo and a surgical scrunchy.”

Athel bent over laughing, gripping her sides.

“And, cut,” the director yelled.